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BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230230
Hooah!


NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...


TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm, #227967
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm, #227898
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE -


TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am, #229347
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm, #227672
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm, #227529
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm, #227356
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227308
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #227302
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm, #227299

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey **** man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm, #227297
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227293
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm, #227291
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm, #227287
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm, #227285
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm, #227272
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm, #227263
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm, #227262
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


BALL? -


TAGS: covered in a certain b***er
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am, #140827
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")


Weather Balloons -


TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm, #179697
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm, #57887
batman has a bat-weather balloon!


ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be




REALITY -




KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE


TAGS: knitting car cover rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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W - November 2, 2008, 8:06 pm, #32654
It would make a nice car cover for my Ferrari.
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:49 pm, #21261
typo in amAzing is totally my error, i won't blame the government or anyone else for it


Portal Unlock -




MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am, #227792
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm, #227756
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm, #227731
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm, #227729
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


FACEBOOK -


TAGS: face book cover judge mariand
Rating: 4.85/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:55 pm, #229227
Wow. I loled and I keep looking at it...


WHAT'S ON THE MENU? -


TAGS: pzy deep fried chocolate covered
Rating: 4.5/5

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mickel728 - December 12, 2011, 10:25 pm, #226555
mmmmm chocolaty covered bacon
Neko - August 12, 2011, 7:52 pm, #222956
my... GOD! what is this place called? and please tell me theres one in Canada!
ColonelMidas - July 30, 2011, 11:52 pm, #222209
Yes. Yes we do. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
HypercatZed - July 30, 2011, 6:03 pm, #222192
Do you americans really eat that stuff??
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:57 am, #222173
Mmmm.. Indige5tion


MUHAMMAD - The first man to ever act upon his love for ninjas.




CLOWNS ARE FISHY -




IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising




THOSE KODAK MOMENTS -




Shark Week -




HOT IN THE CITY -




UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.




CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON - Amazing just got more amazing


TAGS: chocolate covered bacon
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2012, 10:12 am, #241772
Chocolate covered bacon sprinkled with bacon bits should be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with bacon bits then...


YOUTH -




BOOKS - Never Judge Them By Their Cover You'll Be Fooled, I Tell You - FOOLED!




THE EIGHTIES - An age of ugly or exagerated videogame covers


TAGS: donkey kong bad cover art
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 11:57 am, #249444
True, however, I still love those more than I do the crap that's out there today. 5kongs!


ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm, #146084
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm, #146080
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm, #145376
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am, #127562
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm, #127520
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm, #127519
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm, #127493
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm, #127490
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm, #127481
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


TOTAL NONSENSE - Global warming is just a fad, nothing more than Gore's way of getting attention


TAGS: polar bear discovery gore
Rating: 1.53/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:29 am, #225494
really... no one gets sataire anymore -_-


IN THE DARK -


TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm, #257206
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am, #257200

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am, #257198
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am, #257196

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am, #257194
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am, #257192

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am, #257191
beautiful. 5/f


CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS -




Giving The Finger -


TAGS: examinations discoveries gloves fingers proctologists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:00 pm, #251063
Don't worry rerun, whatever goes up eventually has to come down.
rerun - November 16, 2013, 5:21 pm, #251059

He will never find mine, according to my wife it's buried way to far up there.
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:01 am, #251053
Mr. Gary...I give you a 1 finger up for your efforts.
GaryO - November 16, 2013, 8:47 am, #251052
Does snot and phlegm oozing thru the fingers covering the nose and mouth count as an honor too? Hmmmm? I mean, does it technically HAVE to be ON the keyboard or screen to count?....wait……eewwwww
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:02 am, #251049
Wow, a coffee off the screen! I'm honoured vulture.
vulture - November 15, 2013, 6:24 pm, #251039
Let me just wipe the coffee off my screen, here.... Thanks MissP - one for the scrapbook!


The Bucket List -




Canadian Parking -




courage -


TAGS: ocean discover shore
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 12, 2013, 9:40 pm, #250965
Phukk you, Sho……and yer alabaster sand…..and…and yer crystal clear water….and yer prolly constant 70°F temps, and fer living in a Corona commercial, yeah, phukk you….5L/fav/share
Sho - November 12, 2013, 9:01 pm, #250964
This is a picture of a local beach by the way :)
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 8:51 pm, #250963
Shyt, Sho, I know that one, literally


CUTBACKS -




EUREKA! -


TAGS: eureka discovery box
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:08 pm, #251675
Bin There .


STARBUCKS: Leading the way -


TAGS: mars water new discovery life
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - September 27, 2013, 11:41 am, #250090
I agree. They pretty much own everything already, including the politicians.
Cannabal - September 27, 2013, 4:45 am, #250087
"When mankind colonizes space, it'll be the corporations that own everything: The IBM Stellarsphere; the Microsoft Galaxy; Planet Starbucks." ~Jack, 'Fight Club'


Recovering is good -




MAKIN' BACON -


TAGS: dinosaurs discoveries
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:38 am, #241479
I'm gonna make a breed of pig that is ALL bacon. $$ here I come! Thanks for the idea fallout teehee.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am, #241473
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am, #241472
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.


GOSSIP -


TAGS: rockwell post cover humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 4:57 pm, #248686

This was 1948~~the age of the 'PArty Line' telephone. Listening in on others' conversations was the norm, with personal business spreading like wildfire.
Iconoclast - August 15, 2013, 4:50 pm, #248685
Communism wasn't the big issue in 1938. It might gossip about Johnny joining the Marines and what he and Sally were doing down by the lake .... or what Johnny's Mom and Sally's Dad were doing down by the lake while the kids were at the High School Prom.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:33 pm, #248683
I'm curious what sort of gossip there was then - besides everyone being suspected of being a communist :-D


achievement -


TAGS: dogs see black white discovery
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:27 am, #253073
Sometimes you arrive at one of your own posters, thinking to yourself "I don't think I visually expressed that clearly."


Age Old Question -




NURTURE -


TAGS: youth kids discovery age learning
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - July 24, 2010, 8:59 pm, #186281
*sniff sniff* Heyyyyy, waaiitttt a minute! What the hell is this site supposed to be about again?!! Ah never mind. *sniff* Just beautiful, man.
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 2:14 pm, #186259
Greatness


Drivin' -




ROSIE'S RIVETING -




JEWISH SAVANT -


TAGS: recycle retread recover redeem recondition rerun
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:10 am, #180933

amazing but true facts.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am, #180913
Ahhh yes. Remembrances of frat hazings.


Screen Covers -




SNOW FUN -


TAGS: snowman fossils discovery
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:16 pm, #242950
Hail, maybe...eat that thing?...not a snowball's chance in....Arizona? Thanks for the giggle!
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 10:02 am, #242929
All Hail Übersmore!


CHANGES -


TAGS: moar posters will surely cover your low ratings posters
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - March 14, 2010, 7:02 pm, #164834
LOL! Just over 4500 votes to go.
Anything - March 14, 2010, 4:41 pm, #164782
The joke is in the average. With THAT many votes, even a 1L from you wouldn't change the number
rerun - March 14, 2010, 4:15 pm, #164779

what has 4533 votes?


(IN)SECURITY -




THE SNEEZE -


TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am, #143648
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?


MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - I DON'T GET IT




SOBERITY - BREAKING UP BANDS SINCE 1935.


TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm, #238646
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm, #226642
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm, #226635
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.


I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky


TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am, #77555
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am, #28899
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am, #28873
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise


YOUTUBE COVER SONGS -




Area 51 -


TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

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huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm, #24408
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.


A Little Bird -


TAGS: propaganda government cover up lying scandal
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 8:30 am, #260322
Thank you sir. I've been LMAO of your latest. : )
GaryO - March 9, 2015, 6:45 am, #260320
Great compilation, as always
Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 12:12 am, #260316
Midnight's Children : )
Reality Lord - March 8, 2015, 11:09 pm, #260314

wow...what book is that line from


Broken PC Blues -


TAGS: dear gary love greeny recovery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:41 am, #261694
Tablet---for those whose laps have disappeared! Yes, my bathroom is laptop compatible! Still the best room in the house to think! 5 LOL lions Greeny!
GaryO - June 20, 2015, 1:23 pm, #261683
Phkker...how'd you know?


The Many -


TAGS: inside discovery
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:41 am, #258041
Try boss, really do. Egobation - Will that cause hair to grow on it?


Book Covers -


TAGS: lucy covers it so well
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2014, 3:15 pm, #258549
Mine eyes...have seen the hoary. Glaucoma, where is thy sting?


SAUCES -


TAGS: cover mystery meat food humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:48 pm, #257986
Waitress, Coffee, whole wheat toast, dry, please? Yes. Just that.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:42 am, #257952
Tonight's special, for you more adventure some diners, long beef with a side of pickled trouser trout ...
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:07 pm, #257914
From the Philippines, so? It tastes like chicken and whatever it was, it was slower than the chef, more hoisin, please?


Deoderant Novice -


TAGS: body odor cover up
Rating: 4.57/5

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Thedge - October 25, 2014, 12:19 pm, #257394
Well, I'll be hornswaggled !
maoworks2 - October 25, 2014, 6:52 am, #257392
The Spellings Fine Check.
Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:16 pm, #257383
Apparently need a .jpg spell-checker. deod E rant. grumble-grumble. tnx.
Silverheart - October 24, 2014, 8:08 pm, #257381
Amsome. 5Ls


OMG! -


TAGS: brain left right problems discoveries
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:22 am, #259632
Oh Priss! You gave me a fabulous ab workout with that one! 5 L


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