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Cover Demotivational Poster

BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...

TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm

NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...

TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


TAGS: the bomb duck and cover
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2012, 11:46 am
Dang, I remember those desks! They were new
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:41 pm
When I was a child once a month the town's fire siren would blow and we'd hide under our desks. I remember doing this up until second grade.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 8:49 pm
The British were nearer the source and far better prepared. Take the doors off all the rooms and make a den under the stairs. Then pile up all the top soil from your garden all around it. Guaranteed to make you wish it hadn't been a false alarm.
falloutghoul - January 7, 2012, 9:18 pm
"When the All-Clear sounded, I can get up, go out to the playground, AND MELT!"
FreeGunsForAll - January 5, 2012, 10:26 pm
Jeez, you're making it sound like doing that wasn't safe or something.
maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:26 pm
The Air Raid Sirens Were The Worst !!
Reality Lord - January 5, 2012, 5:35 pm

i remember these drills as well. i remember the air raid sirens. scarey **** man.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 5, 2012, 5:15 pm
Well you have to admit, if the radiation& blast don't kill you, the desks could have protected you from the debris
champ99 - January 5, 2012, 3:57 pm
I did it as a child and I am still here so I guess it worked!
Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:44 pm
I guess hiding under a desk is just vaguely better than sitting on your chair waiting for impending doom and all...
Airman - January 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
I did these as a kid.. we were told they worked. LOL. Lewis Black said he might as well have been a rump roast
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:50 pm
I remember Lewis Black did a skit about this, and it was funny. 5 from me.
MPsniper - January 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
duck...... and cover
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:45 pm
I Remember That, Sad Stuff
the1stCOMMI3 - January 4, 2012, 5:42 pm
The old drills sound more like a "you're f**ck'd" type of drill


TAGS: covered in a certain b***er
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")

Weather Balloons -

TAGS: force armed forces military cover up
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:34 pm
never doubt the aggster.
matt - February 8, 2009, 5:31 pm
batman has a bat-weather balloon!

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be


KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE

TAGS: knitting car cover rnr
Rating: 2.44/5

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W - November 2, 2008, 8:06 pm
It would make a nice car cover for my Ferrari.
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:49 pm
typo in amAzing is totally my error, i won't blame the government or anyone else for it

Portal Unlock -

MW3 -

TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

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abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


TAGS: face book cover judge mariand
Rating: 4.85/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:55 pm
Wow. I loled and I keep looking at it...


TAGS: pzy deep fried chocolate covered
Rating: 4.5/5

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mickel728 - December 12, 2011, 10:25 pm
mmmmm chocolaty covered bacon
Neko - August 12, 2011, 7:52 pm
my... GOD! what is this place called? and please tell me theres one in Canada!
ColonelMidas - July 30, 2011, 11:52 pm
Yes. Yes we do. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
HypercatZed - July 30, 2011, 6:03 pm
Do you americans really eat that stuff??
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:57 am
Mmmm.. Indige5tion

MUHAMMAD - The first man to ever act upon his love for ninjas.


IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising


Shark Week -


UNDERCOVER COPS - They stick out like a sore thumb.

CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON - Amazing just got more amazing

TAGS: chocolate covered bacon
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Chocolate covered bacon sprinkled with bacon bits should be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with bacon bits then...


BOOKS - Never Judge Them By Their Cover You'll Be Fooled, I Tell You - FOOLED!

THE EIGHTIES - An age of ugly or exagerated videogame covers

TAGS: donkey kong bad cover art
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 11:57 am
True, however, I still love those more than I do the crap that's out there today. 5kongs!

ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his

TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?

TOTAL NONSENSE - Global warming is just a fad, nothing more than Gore's way of getting attention

TAGS: polar bear discovery gore
Rating: 1.53/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:29 am
really... no one gets sataire anymore -_-


TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am
beautiful. 5/f


Giving The Finger -

TAGS: examinations discoveries gloves fingers proctologists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:00 pm
Don't worry rerun, whatever goes up eventually has to come down.
rerun - November 16, 2013, 5:21 pm

He will never find mine, according to my wife it's buried way to far up there.
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:01 am
Mr. Gary...I give you a 1 finger up for your efforts.
GaryO - November 16, 2013, 8:47 am
Does snot and phlegm oozing thru the fingers covering the nose and mouth count as an honor too? Hmmmm? I mean, does it technically HAVE to be ON the keyboard or screen to count?....wait……eewwwww
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:02 am
Wow, a coffee off the screen! I'm honoured vulture.
vulture - November 15, 2013, 6:24 pm
Let me just wipe the coffee off my screen, here.... Thanks MissP - one for the scrapbook!

The Bucket List -

Canadian Parking -

courage -

TAGS: ocean discover shore
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 12, 2013, 9:40 pm
Phukk you, Sho……and yer alabaster sand…..and…and yer crystal clear water….and yer prolly constant 70°F temps, and fer living in a Corona commercial, yeah, phukk you….5L/fav/share
Sho - November 12, 2013, 9:01 pm
This is a picture of a local beach by the way :)
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 8:51 pm
Shyt, Sho, I know that one, literally



TAGS: eureka discovery box
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 10:08 pm
Bin There .

STARBUCKS: Leading the way -

TAGS: mars water new discovery life
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - September 27, 2013, 11:41 am
I agree. They pretty much own everything already, including the politicians.
Cannabal - September 27, 2013, 4:45 am
"When mankind colonizes space, it'll be the corporations that own everything: The IBM Stellarsphere; the Microsoft Galaxy; Planet Starbucks." ~Jack, 'Fight Club'

Recovering is good -


TAGS: dinosaurs discoveries
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:38 am
I'm gonna make a breed of pig that is ALL bacon. $$ here I come! Thanks for the idea fallout teehee.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.


TAGS: rockwell post cover humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 4:57 pm

This was 1948~~the age of the 'PArty Line' telephone. Listening in on others' conversations was the norm, with personal business spreading like wildfire.
Iconoclast - August 15, 2013, 4:50 pm
Communism wasn't the big issue in 1938. It might gossip about Johnny joining the Marines and what he and Sally were doing down by the lake .... or what Johnny's Mom and Sally's Dad were doing down by the lake while the kids were at the High School Prom.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:33 pm
I'm curious what sort of gossip there was then - besides everyone being suspected of being a communist :-D

achievement -

TAGS: dogs see black white discovery
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:27 am
Sometimes you arrive at one of your own posters, thinking to yourself "I don't think I visually expressed that clearly."

Age Old Question -


TAGS: youth kids discovery age learning
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sean - July 24, 2010, 8:59 pm
*sniff sniff* Heyyyyy, waaiitttt a minute! What the hell is this site supposed to be about again?!! Ah never mind. *sniff* Just beautiful, man.
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 2:14 pm

Drivin' -



TAGS: recycle retread recover redeem recondition rerun
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:10 am

amazing but true facts.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Ahhh yes. Remembrances of frat hazings.

Screen Covers -


TAGS: snowman fossils discovery
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:16 pm
Hail, maybe...eat that thing?...not a snowball's chance in....Arizona? Thanks for the giggle!
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 10:02 am
All Hail Übersmore!


TAGS: moar posters will surely cover your low ratings posters
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - March 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
LOL! Just over 4500 votes to go.
Anything - March 14, 2010, 4:41 pm
The joke is in the average. With THAT many votes, even a 1L from you wouldn't change the number
rerun - March 14, 2010, 4:15 pm

what has 4533 votes?



TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?



TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.

I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky

TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise


Area 51 -

TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

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huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.

A Little Bird -

TAGS: propaganda government cover up lying scandal
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 8:30 am
Thank you sir. I've been LMAO of your latest. : )
GaryO - March 9, 2015, 6:45 am
Great compilation, as always
Greybeard - March 9, 2015, 12:12 am
Midnight's Children : )
Reality Lord - March 8, 2015, 11:09 pm

wow...what book is that line from

Next Generation -


TAGS: cat discovers skunk ew
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:43 pm
Thanks, guys!!
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:43 pm
ROTFL!! You have a point.....LOL!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 19, 2015, 2:41 pm
Looks like the oboe player at the cantina where Luke meets Han.
JesusWept - August 18, 2015, 10:36 pm
Excellent! L L L L L

Broken PC Blues -

TAGS: dear gary love greeny recovery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:41 am
Tablet---for those whose laps have disappeared! Yes, my bathroom is laptop compatible! Still the best room in the house to think! 5 LOL lions Greeny!
GaryO - June 20, 2015, 1:23 pm
Phkker...how'd you know?

The Many -

TAGS: inside discovery
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:41 am
Try boss, really do. Egobation - Will that cause hair to grow on it?


Book Covers -

TAGS: lucy covers it so well
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2014, 3:15 pm
Mine eyes...have seen the hoary. Glaucoma, where is thy sting?


TAGS: cover mystery meat food humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:48 pm
Waitress, Coffee, whole wheat toast, dry, please? Yes. Just that.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 1:42 am
Tonight's special, for you more adventure some diners, long beef with a side of pickled trouser trout ...
Thedge - November 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
From the Philippines, so? It tastes like chicken and whatever it was, it was slower than the chef, more hoisin, please?

Deoderant Novice -

TAGS: body odor cover up
Rating: 4.57/5

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Thedge - October 25, 2014, 12:19 pm
Well, I'll be hornswaggled !
maoworks2 - October 25, 2014, 6:52 am
The Spellings Fine Check.
Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:16 pm
Apparently need a .jpg spell-checker. deod E rant. grumble-grumble. tnx.
Silverheart - October 24, 2014, 8:08 pm
Amsome. 5Ls

OMG! -

TAGS: brain left right problems discoveries
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:22 am
Oh Priss! You gave me a fabulous ab workout with that one! 5 L